INTERNSHIP AVAILABLE Are you a young man between the ages of 16-18, looking for a work experience that will prepare you for literally any career you can imagine? Are you seeking adventure on an unparalleled scale? Are you ready to face challenges you can’t even conceive of? This may be the internship you’ve been searching for. You’ll take on an apprentice role, amassing an impressive skill set that will serve you well on any life path you might one day choose. Your training, which is exceedingly well-funded, will cover a broad range of professional areas, including several specialties that are highly prized in today’s job market:
Technology. You will become expert in a vast spectrum of tech areas, including computers, digital security, code-breaking, electronics and mechanical engineering;
The Physical Sciences. You will master organic chemistry, biochemistry and other important sciences, able to identify and synthesize exotic substances of all kinds, and perform a wide range of tests and analyses;
Analysis and Research. You will be highly trained in data collection and information analysis, with emphasis on the cultivation of world-class inductive and deductive reasoning skills.
But this internship is about more than job skills! You will also receive physical training that would be the envy of any Olympian athlete, achieving a level of athletic prowess unattainable by any other means. Your reflexes will be honed to perfection, and you will learn martial disciplines that will expand your endurance and stamina beyond all your expectations. And where many internships require an apprentice to drive or travel by air, this one includes training in driving and piloting an impressive array of vehicles. Perhaps the most important feature of this opportunity is its focus on human nature, offering applied psychology and sociology training that will bestow upon the intern a deep understanding of human behavior. Graduates of this internship program have gone on to enjoy high-profile, self-actualized careers of considerable notoriety (with a single exception). Be advised that this apprenticeship requires 24/7 availability, and carries some risk of physical danger. Interested? Apply today! Send photo, resume and high school transcripts to Internship, c/o The Wayne Foundation, 1007 Mountain Drive, Gotham City.
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