Without apology...
Fire alarms should just play Nickelback.
I left some Nickelback tickets on my dashboard. When I got back to my car, someone had smashed the windshield and left two more.
I bought Nickelback’s Greatest Hits. It was a blank CD.
If you play a Nickelback album backwards, you’ll hear Satan.
If you play a Nickelback album backwards, you’ll hear Ozzy laughing at you because you bought a Nickelback album.
Due to the national coal shortage, Santa will be giving all bad boys and girls Nickelback CDs.
What if Nickelback sucks on purpose to unite Americans against a common enemy?
I was in a car crash and then in a coma for six months. The nurse turned on Nickelback, so I had to wake up to mute it.
Slipknot and Nickelback dissing each other’s rock cred is like Taco Bell and Sbarro arguing over whose cuisine is more authentic.
I saved my ex on my phone as Nickelback (I never want to hear from her again).
Bono called the Paris attacks “the first direct hit on music.” I guess he’s not counting Nickelback.
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