So what are you wearing right now?
An Apple watch
Tell me EVERYTHING you're wearing right now!
An Apple watch
See, now I won't be able to work
Focus, perv boy
Does our planned rendezvous remain propitious?
You mean are we still going out this weekend?
It depends. What do you have in mind?
Your most indulgent culinary preferences, followed by stimulating cultural exhibitions, followed by private repose in either of our domiciles
Ah
Private repose, you say
Salubrious interpersonal congress, frivolous persiflage, moderate ingestion of vintage ethanol, accompanied by the finest recordings of the most notable post-Enlightenment troubadours
Caruso? Ghiaurov?
I was thinking Barry White
followed by a precoital osculation interregnum
Osculation?
Or suaviation, if you like
Whatever your term of preference, it is the transfer of testosterone from my bloodstream to yours, through absorption by your oral mucosa, followed by immediate conversion to estradiol by aromatase
This will lead to a comfortable state of mutual dishabille
I'm swooning
Next will come manual invigoration of the epidermis, eliciting the release of copious quantities of oxytocin
swoon swoon
and prolactin
😍
extending gradually to include piquant oral exploration of your areolae, perineum, and introitus
You make it sound so very hot
I know, right?
Well don't stop now, you're on a roll
We will then proceed to DNA transfer
🙄
This activity will culminate with fecund intimate congress, initiated with the invigoration of the crura through the anterior mucosa wall
Invigoration...
Invigoration, followed by invagination, followed by insemination
'Invagination' isn't a word
Mr. Webster begs to differ
Sounds somewhat invasive
It is not without its rewards
Properly executed and sufficiently sustained, it will provide you with repeated spasmic contractions of your pubococcygeus muscle
😏
By the way, you haven't asked me what I'm wearing
Pray tell
My Batman onesie
See, now I won't be able to work
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